Here’s why people hate meetings.

• Boss tells you the meeting is urgent, then is always the last to show up
• Difficult to conceal the fact that you really have to take a nap
• “Let’s vote on whether to take a vote”
• Tray of squishy pastry things filled with weird flavored goop
• Agenda? What agenda?
• Usual signal for the end of the meeting is arrival of cleaning staff
• During your presentation, everyone’s watching cat videos on their phones
• Person next to you conducting personal hygiene keeps flicking stuff your way
• Discussion is so far off topic, no one remembers the original point
• Most important thing you get to do is answer the role call
• When there’s a motion to repeal the amendment to the previous motion to disallow, no one knows what they’re voting for
• Woman whose name you can’t remember keeps getting your name wrong
• Two words: long winded
• Guy on the speaker phone sounds like he’s in a coal mine
• Group rushes through a bad proposal so they can beat the traffic to the cottage
• After four hours, place smells like a locker room

And the top reason why people hate meetings is:

• Scheduling yet another meeting to finish everything off